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Insult Candles
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I got you this candle because your house stinks
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed
I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you yet
If I could choose only one friend ... it wouldn't be you.
You're driftwood /ˈdrɪftwʊd/ 'hollow and of no use'.
You're almost as useful as a bucket without a bottom.
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Japanese Garden
Frangipani
Secret Garden
Valley of the Queens
I got you this candle because your house stinks / Japanese Garden
I got you this candle because your house stinks / Frangipani
I got you this candle because your house stinks / Secret Garden
I got you this candle because your house stinks / Valley of the Queens
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. / Japanese Garden
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. / Frangipani
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. / Secret Garden
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. / Valley of the Queens
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed / Japanese Garden
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed / Frangipani
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed / Secret Garden
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed / Valley of the Queens
I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you yet / Japanese Garden
I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you yet / Frangipani
I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you yet / Secret Garden
I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you yet / Valley of the Queens
If I could choose only one friend ... it wouldn't be you. / Japanese Garden
If I could choose only one friend ... it wouldn't be you. / Frangipani
If I could choose only one friend ... it wouldn't be you. / Secret Garden
If I could choose only one friend ... it wouldn't be you. / Valley of the Queens
You're driftwood /ˈdrɪftwʊd/ 'hollow and of no use'. / Japanese Garden
You're driftwood /ˈdrɪftwʊd/ 'hollow and of no use'. / Frangipani
You're driftwood /ˈdrɪftwʊd/ 'hollow and of no use'. / Secret Garden
You're driftwood /ˈdrɪftwʊd/ 'hollow and of no use'. / Valley of the Queens
You're almost as useful as a bucket without a bottom. / Japanese Garden
You're almost as useful as a bucket without a bottom. / Frangipani
You're almost as useful as a bucket without a bottom. / Secret Garden
You're almost as useful as a bucket without a bottom. / Valley of the Queens
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Our insult candles are not for everyone but if you have a wicked sense of humour, you'll probably find one that suits.
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